{"id":574,"date":"2016-02-11T14:15:01","date_gmt":"2016-02-11T14:15:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/?p=574"},"modified":"2016-02-11T14:15:01","modified_gmt":"2016-02-11T14:15:01","slug":"flamur-noka-pd-ja-srrezon-dot-nje-bunker-jo-me-qeverine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/de\/flamur-noka-pd-ja-srrezon-dot-nje-bunker-jo-me-qeverine\/","title":{"rendered":"Flamur Noka: \u201cPD-ja s\u2019rr\u00ebzon dot nj\u00eb bunker, jo m\u00eb qeverin\u00eb!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rubrika satirike:\u00a0Seria e intervistave nga Kaso Kosa.\u00a0<\/u><\/em><\/p>\n

Intervist\u00eb me deputetin dhe ish-Min. e Brendsh\u00ebm, z. Flamur Noka<\/em><\/p>\n

N\u00eb 21 Janar, n\u00eb bulevardin e vet\u00ebm q\u00eb kemi n\u00eb kryeqytet, u zhvillua protesta e opozit\u00ebs. Aty, p\u00ebrpara Kryeministris\u00eb, takova edhe deputetin e PD-s\u00eb, zotin Flamur Noka\u2026<\/p>\n

Kaso Kosa: \u2013 Zoti Noka! Zoti Nokaaaa! Po ju b\u00ebrtas, jo se jam tip arrogant, por meq\u00eb ka kallaball\u00ebk t\u00eb madh e ndryshe s\u2019m\u00eb d\u00ebgjoni. Si po ju shkon protesta?<\/p>\n

Flamur Noka: \u2013 Kasooooo, si je m\u00ebr burr\u00eb? A je mir a? Komplimente q\u00eb u bashkove me ne. M\u00eb banet cejfi q\u00eb po m\u00eb thu se e ke k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi me marr pjes\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb protest\u00eb.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Zoti Noka, nuk thash\u00eb q\u00eb e kam k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi. Thash\u00eb: \u201cSi po ju shkon protesta?\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n

F\u2013 Aaaa, kuptova, Kaso! Keq po o tu shku, nuk e shikon a? Besoj se e negjove fjalimin e zotit Basha\u2026?<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Me th\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn, nuk e d\u00ebgjova se sapo erdha. \u00c7\u2019tha zoti Basha?<\/p>\n

F\u2013 Tha \u00e7\u2019i kishin shkru, por s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb \u00e7\u00ebshtja k\u00ebtu, se t\u00eb gjith\u00eb ne ato q\u00eb na shkrujn themi. E kam llafin, Kaso, q\u00eb zotit Basha nuk i punon mir\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Zoti Noka, mos u fusni n\u00eb pun\u00ebt private, ju lutem. Pastaj, ku e dini ju q\u00eb s\u2019i punon mir\u00eb zotit Basha?! Se mos keni b\u00ebr\u00eb analizat e impotenc\u00ebs ju!<\/p>\n

F\u2013 Kasoooo! Nuk e kisha tek ajo q\u00eb je tuj mendue. Ta kisha fjal\u00ebn mo burr\u00eb mo, q\u00eb s\u2019i puno mir\u00eb fyti. Mbajti sa mbajti dhe plasi. N\u00eb fund, stonoi.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Po p\u00ebrse ndodhi k\u00ebshtu?<\/p>\n

F\u2013 Na i kishin vjedh vez\u00ebt ish-t\u00eb p\u00ebrndjekurit, Kaso.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Vez\u00ebt?!<\/p>\n

F\u2013 D\u00ebgjom\u00eb, Kaso! U mblodh\u00ebm p\u00ebrpara nj\u00eb muaji ne paria e PD-s\u00eb dhe vendos\u00ebm p\u00ebr nj\u00eb trajtim t\u00eb ve\u00e7ant\u00eb t\u00eb zotit Basha, tue par\u00eb precedent\u00ebt e tij t\u00eb m\u00ebparsh\u00ebm. Pra, tue marr\u00eb parasysh faktin se nuk i punon rryli i fytit m\u00eb tep\u00ebr se 5 minuta, vendos\u00ebm: Zoti Basha t\u00eb pij\u00eb vez\u00eb fshati \u00e7do vakt, madje, vez\u00eb m\u00eb dy t\u00eb verdha. Mir\u00ebpo vez\u00ebt na i vodh\u00ebn. Na i vodh\u00ebn t\u00eb p\u00ebrndjekurit dhe k\u00ebt\u00eb ta jap me p\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsi t\u00eb plot\u00eb, se jam edhe n\u00ebnkryetar i Komisionit t\u00eb Siguris\u00eb Komb\u00ebtare.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 E \u00e7\u2019u duheshin t\u00eb p\u00ebrndjekurve vez\u00ebt?<\/p>\n

F\u2013 I p\u00ebrdornin n\u00eb hyrje t\u00eb parlamentit, Kaso. Q\u00ebllonin me vez\u00eb makinat q\u00eb futeshin brenda.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Zoti Noka, po m\u00eb habisni v\u00ebrtet. Po pse, mor burr\u00eb, nuk blinin dot vez\u00eb n\u00eb dyqan ata, por do t\u00eb vidhnin vez\u00ebt e partis\u00eb tuaj!? Dhe t\u00eb cil\u00ebs: T\u00eb partis\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrndjekurit kurr\u00eb nuk i ka p\u00ebrndjekur?<\/p>\n

F\u2013 K\u00ebtu, pra, q\u00ebllon problemi, Kaso. S\u2019u kemi dh\u00ebn\u00eb kompensim p\u00ebr vitet e burgut dhe ata meq\u00eb s\u2019kishin lek\u00eb t\u00eb blinin vez\u00eb, na i mor\u00ebn vez\u00ebt neve. Ne kujtonim se kur ia hidhnin Ram\u00ebs, kishin vez\u00ebt e tyre ata. Do ti, na i kishin marr\u00eb neve?!<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Po ju, si njeri i siguris\u00eb, nuk mund\u00ebt t\u2019i kuptonit?<\/p>\n

F\u2013 Si t\u2019i kuptoja, ja m\u00eb thue mua ti?! Ata, vez\u00ebt e fshatit q\u00eb kishim n\u00eb frigoriferin e partis\u00eb, i zevend\u00ebsuan me vez\u00eb pularie qe jan me te lirs edhe qe kan‘ cilesi te dobet. Pra, n\u00eb shifra nj\u00eblloj m\u00eb dilnin kur i num\u00ebroja. Kjo gj\u00eb na e mori n\u00eb qaf\u00eb Bash\u00ebn, q\u00eb i iku zani are, aty nga fundi. Ore, un\u00eb nuk e kam hallin te Luli. E kam hallin se mos e merr vesh Doktori q\u00eb m\u00eb kan\u00eb ndrrue vez\u00ebt dhe m\u00eb gjen belaja. K\u00ebt\u00eb vet\u00ebm ty po ta them. Tani ika, Kaso. Takohemi pas 1 ore, se do nisemi t\u00eb rr\u00ebzojm\u00eb bunkerin q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb nd\u00ebrtuar p\u00ebrpara Ministris\u00eb s\u00eb Brendshme.<\/p>\n

—<\/p>\n

Pas nja 2 or\u00ebsh, zotin Noka e takova p\u00ebrs\u00ebri. K\u00ebt\u00eb radh\u00eb ishte i pik\u00eblluar.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Zoti Noka ju pash\u00eb me flamur t\u00eb PD-s\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb af\u00ebr bunkerit. Pash\u00eb q\u00eb shum\u00eb simpatizant\u00eb po i binin ta thyenin, por s\u2019ia dol\u00ebn. P\u00ebrse?<\/p>\n

F\u2013 E, mo Kaso! M\u00eb mbeti flamuri n\u00eb dor\u00eb, m\u00eb mbeti. \u201cTi Flamur mbaj flamurin\u201d, m\u00eb tha Sala. Dhe e mbajta. Po kot q\u00eb e mbajta.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 More v\u00ebrtet, si nuk mund\u00ebt t\u00eb rr\u00ebzonit dot nj\u00eb bunker?<\/p>\n

F\u2013 Me k\u00eb t\u00eb rr\u00ebzojm\u00eb bunker, Kaso?! Me t\u00eb mbaruarit q\u00eb kan\u00eb mbetur n\u00eb PD?!<\/p>\n

K\u2013 T\u00eb merrnit nja 2-3 veta nga Kuk\u00ebsi zoti Noka, dhe e b\u00ebnin ata f\u00ebrtele.<\/p>\n

F\u2013 Ku me i gjet kuksian\u00ebt, Kaso? Kan\u00eb ik n\u00eb Gjermani. Vet\u00ebm un\u00eb, Safet Gjici dhe ca t\u00eb tjer\u00eb kemi mbet.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Po merrnit ca nga komuniteti rom. E b\u00ebnin ata p\u00ebrshesh p\u00ebr 15 minuta!<\/p>\n

F\u2013 D\u00ebgjom\u00eb Kaso, se po m\u00eb hap nj\u00eb plag\u00eb organizative t\u00eb partis\u00eb son\u00eb me k\u00ebt\u00eb q\u00eb the. Rom\u00ebt s\u2019jan\u00eb me PD-n\u00eb. Ata jan\u00eb me PS-n\u00eb. Ata akoma i jan\u00eb borxhli Enverit: Sa her\u00eb shkojm\u00eb ne t\u2019u flasim q\u00eb t\u2019i bashkohen partis\u00eb son\u00eb, ata fillojn\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebndojn\u00eb k\u00ebng\u00ebn: Rroft\u2019 partia! Rroft\u2019 Enveri! Se Mehmeti desh na theri.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Po si do t\u2019ia b\u00ebni, zoti Noka? Kur do ta rr\u00ebzoni qeverin\u00eb?<\/p>\n

F\u2013 O Kasoooo! Ne s\u2019rr\u00ebzojm\u00eb dot nj\u00eb bunker, jo me rr\u00ebzu qeverin’…<\/p>\n

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