{"id":604,"date":"2016-04-26T11:23:45","date_gmt":"2016-04-26T11:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/?p=604"},"modified":"2016-04-26T11:23:45","modified_gmt":"2016-04-26T11:23:45","slug":"skenderbeu-prape-me-sheshin-sa-leke-paskeni-pasur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/de\/skenderbeu-prape-me-sheshin-sa-leke-paskeni-pasur\/","title":{"rendered":"Sk\u00ebnderbeu: Prap\u00eb me sheshin?! Sa lek\u00eb paskeni pasur\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rubrika satirike:\u00a0Seria e intervistave nga Kaso Kosa.<\/u><\/em><\/p>\n

Intervist\u00ebn e radh\u00ebs e realizova me m\u00eb t\u00eb madhin e t\u00eb m\u00ebdhenjve t\u00eb shqiptar\u00ebve. Me vet\u00eb Sk\u00ebnderbeun. Po, po me vet\u00eb at\u00eb. Do thoni ju: \u201cSi munde!? Ai nuk mund t\u00eb flas\u00eb“. Flet q\u00eb \u00e7\u2019\u00eb \u00e7\u2019keni me t\u00eb. Dhimbja i b\u00ebn t\u00eb vdekurit t\u00eb na flasin edhe nga ajo bot\u00eb. Ja intervista:<\/p>\n

Kaso Kosa- P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje! Nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb Gjergji k\u00ebtu?<\/p>\n

Kali i Sk\u00ebnderbeut- Jo nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb. Ka ca or\u00eb q\u00eb ka shkuar te N\u00ebn\u00eb Tereza.<\/p>\n

Kaso- Te aeroporti N\u00ebn\u00eb Tereza? Po \u00e7\u2019ne? Apo edhe Gjergji ka vendosur t\u00eb l\u00ebr\u00eb vendin, e t\u00eb niset t\u00eb k\u00ebrkoj\u00eb azil gj\u00ebkundi? Mos \u00ebsht\u00eb nisur p\u00ebr n\u00eb Panama? Ka fshehur ndonj\u00eb verdhushk\u00eb atje \u00eb\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb\u2026?<\/p>\n

Kali- Mir\u00eb do ishte t\u00eb kishte fshehur ca, por s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb nga ata ai. Ka shkuar te spitalet N\u00ebn\u00eb Tereza. H\u00ebeeeeee, ja ku po vjen. (Nga lart pash\u00eb vet\u00eb Sk\u00ebnderbeun q\u00eb duke u \u00e7apitur dhe r\u00ebnkuar, po vinte drejt nesh. M\u00eb p\u00ebrshendeti dhe me zor i hypi kalit)<\/p>\n

Kaso- Gjergj! Kali m\u00eb tha q\u00eb ishit n\u00eb spital? Keni ndonj\u00eb problem..?<\/p>\n

Sk\u00ebnderbeu- Urdh\u00ebro! Fol fort se s\u2019t\u00eb d\u00ebgjoj Kaso!<\/p>\n

Kaso- A keeeeni ndonj\u00eb probleeem, thash\u00eb, q\u00eb shkuat n\u00eb spitaaal?<\/p>\n

Sk\u00ebnderbeu- \u00c7\u2019m\u00eb pyet bre burre! M\u00eb dhemb gjith\u00eb trupi. Gryk\u00ebt m\u00eb jan\u00eb z\u00ebn\u00eb. Vesh\u00ebt sun d\u00ebgjojn\u00eb fare. Veshkat m\u00eb jan\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb cop\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Kaso- Doktor\u00ebt t\u00eb than\u00eb p\u00ebr k\u00ebto?<\/p>\n

Sk\u00ebnderbeu- \u00c7\u2019doktor\u00eb zeza thua! Doktor\u00ebt s\u2019m\u00eb vizituan fare! Prita kot n\u00eb radh\u00eb dy or\u00eb. S\u2019m\u00eb linte asnj\u00eb shqiptar t\u00eb futesha para tyre. Kur m\u00eb erdhi radha ime, sa u futa te dhoma e vizitave m\u00eb tha doktori: \u201cKe lek\u00eb?<\/p>\n

Kaso- Po ju \u00e7\u2019i that\u00eb?<\/p>\n

Skenderbeu- \u00c7far\u00eb t\u2019i thosha Kosa! \u201cJo\u201d- i thash\u00eb. Sa i thash\u00eb k\u00ebshtu un\u00eb, m\u00eb nxori infermierja me shqelma jasht\u00eb.<\/p>\n

N\u00eb at\u00eb \u00e7ast nd\u00ebrhyri kali: – T\u00eb pata th\u00ebn\u00eb Gjergj.. B\u00ebj lek\u00eb sa je n\u00eb pushtet, se do t\u00eb t\u00eb duheshin, por s\u2019m\u00eb d\u00ebgjove mua. Rri tani! Na ke l\u00ebn\u00eb fukarenj t\u00eb gjith\u00ebve.<\/p>\n

Sk\u00ebnderbeu- Pusho o pel\u00eb, q\u00eb ngul k\u00ebmb\u00eb si mushka dhe nj\u00eb muhabet ke p\u00ebrher\u00eb. Se n\u00eb fakt kali im s\u2019je. T\u00eb kan\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb pa allate. Po t\u00eb mbaj p\u00ebr gjynah, pavar\u00ebsisht se s\u2019je kali im.<\/p>\n

Kaso- Mos u zini, ju lutem, se do thon\u00eb q\u00eb u zu Sk\u00ebnderbeu me kalin. Edhe ti kal, a pel\u00eb, pak m\u00eb i kujdessh\u00ebm kur kund\u00ebrshton Sk\u00ebnderbeun. Po e s\u00ebmur\u00eb fare. Shiko si e ke katandisur\u2026!<\/p>\n

Sk\u00ebnderbeu- A jo mo Kaso evlati, jo! S\u2019m\u00eb ka b\u00ebr\u00eb gj\u00eb kjo pela, a mushka ime mua, por kjo kok\u00eb q\u00eb ngulte k\u00ebmb\u00eb si mushka q\u00eb do luftonte dhe nuk b\u00ebnt\u00eb lek\u00eb. Tani q\u00eb kam nevoj\u00eb dhe m\u00eb dhemb gjith\u00eb trupi, s\u2019kam kok\u00ebrr leku t\u2019iu jap doktor\u00ebve.<\/p>\n

Kaso: Nga se vuani o i madhi Sk\u00ebnderbe?<\/p>\n

Skenderbeu -Nga \u00e7\u2019nuk vuaj, thuaj. Kam gur\u00eb n\u00eb veshka.<\/p>\n

Kaso- Gur\u00eb n\u00eb veshka? Po si t\u2019u b\u00ebn\u00eb gur\u00ebt n\u00eb veshka, apo meq\u00eb bridhjeje maleve, lart e posht\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr shk\u00ebmbinj\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Sk\u00ebnderbeu: M\u00eb jan\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb nga pluhurat Kaso. Shiko \u00e7\u2019ndotje ka n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb. N\u00eb koh\u00ebn e atij merhum Enverit shikoja Malin e Dajtit dhe \u00e7oku merrja aj\u00ebr t\u00eb past\u00ebr. Tani kam mbi 25 vjet\u00eb vet\u00ebm pluhur thith. M\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb z\u00ebn\u00eb edhe gurmazi nga pluhurat. Ti e shikon q\u00eb mezi flas. Vesh\u00ebt po m\u00eb lan\u00eb fare, nga zhurm\u00eb e makinave.<\/p>\n

Kaso- E shikoj, o i madhi Sk\u00ebnderbe. Tani do shp\u00ebtosh. K\u00ebtu te sheshi yt, nuk do kalojn\u00eb m\u00eb makina. Do t\u00eb t\u00eb bien vesh\u00ebt rehat.<\/p>\n

Sk\u00ebnderbeu- Pse \u00e7\u2019ka ndodhur?<\/p>\n

Kaso- S\u2019e ke marr\u00eb vesh, o i madhi Sk\u00ebnderbe?! Do b\u00ebhet sheshi me gur\u00eb dhe s\u2019do lejohet t\u00eb kalojn\u00eb m\u00eb makina k\u00ebtu.<\/p>\n

Kali i Skenderbeut n\u00eb at\u00eb cast nd\u00ebrhyri n\u00eb bised\u00eb- Do lejohet t\u00eb kalojn\u00eb vet\u00ebm kuajt, pelat dhe mushkat e atyre q\u00eb mbledhin bidona plastik\u00eb n\u00ebp\u00ebr kazan\u00eb dmth? U sa mir\u00eb\u2026!<\/p>\n

\"sheshi<\/a><\/p>\n

Kaso- P\u00ebr ato nuk e di, por p\u00ebr makinat, di q\u00eb s\u2019do kalojn\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Sk\u00ebnderbeu- Lek\u00eb t\u00eb madh pask\u00ebrkeni pasur ju qerata shqiptar\u00ebt Kaso. P\u00ebr t\u00eb disajt\u00ebn her\u00eb, po m\u00eb b\u00ebni sheshin.<\/p>\n

Kaso- E po t\u00eb duam fort ndaj. Nj\u00eb Sk\u00ebnderbe kemi.<\/p>\n

Sk\u00ebnderbeu- Kur fillojn\u00eb punimet? Aman t\u00eb Keqen Kaso, se ti i njeh ata n\u00eb qeveri. Thuaju t\u2019i fillojn\u00eb sa m\u00eb par\u00eb. T\u00eb fusin ndonj\u00eb matrapik, e nga dridhjet e saj mbase m\u00eb ikin gur\u00ebt nga veshkat se vdiqa. Ore, se nuk t\u00eb pieta; Kush e vendos k\u00ebtu te ju, se kush nga projektet p\u00ebr sheshin \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i miri?<\/p>\n

Kaso- Si kush, o Gjergj. I madhi fare. Kryeministri.<\/p>\n

Skenderbeu- Nuk keni arkitekt ju?<\/p>\n

Kaso- Kemi o i madhi Sk\u00ebnderbe, por edhe atyre ka nj\u00eb jet\u00eb q\u00eb i\u2019u \u00ebsht\u00eb z\u00ebn\u00eb gurmazi si ju.<\/p>\n

Sk\u00ebnderbeu- Edhe nj\u00eb pytje Kaso, se s\u2019kam fuqi t\u00eb b\u00ebj t\u00eb tjera: Mir\u00eb sheshin q\u00eb do ma rregullojn\u00eb, po ndotjes dhe pallateve t\u00eb larta n\u00eb p\u00ebrgjith\u00ebsi n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb, do i b\u00ebjn\u00eb derman? Vdiqa fare Kaso, mezi marr frym\u00eb. M\u00eb jan\u00eb err\u00ebsuar syt\u00eb. S\u2019shikoj kurr\u00eb as Malin e Dajtit, le m\u00eb diellin.<\/p>\n

Kaso- Pra ju Gjergj jeni p\u00ebr b\u00ebrjen e sheshit me gur\u00eb?<\/p>\n

Skenderbeu -Edhe po edhe jo Kaso. Do p\u00ebrc\u00ebllohem nga vapa e gur\u00ebve, por nga nj\u00ebra an\u00eb do m\u00eb shp\u00ebtojn\u00eb daullet e vesh\u00ebve nga zhurmat. Pastaj Kaso, edhe po t\u00eb jem kund\u00ebr un\u00eb, kush m\u00eb pyet?<\/p>\n

N\u00eb at\u00eb cast, u zgjova nga gjumi. E mo Kaso q\u00eb mbete aguridhe- i thash\u00eb vetes. Kisha dremitur, teksa pak m\u00eb par\u00eb po d\u00ebgjoja lajmin nga tv, se do fillonte b\u00ebrja e \u201cSheshit Sk\u00ebnderbej\u201d!<\/p>\n

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Rubrika satirike:\u00a0Seria e intervistave nga Kaso Kosa. Intervist\u00ebn e radh\u00ebs e realizova me m\u00eb t\u00eb madhin e t\u00eb m\u00ebdhenjve t\u00eb shqiptar\u00ebve. Me vet\u00eb Sk\u00ebnderbeun. Po, po me vet\u00eb at\u00eb. Do thoni ju: \u201cSi munde!? Ai nuk mund t\u00eb flas\u00eb“. Flet q\u00eb \u00e7\u2019\u00eb \u00e7\u2019keni me t\u00eb. Dhimbja i b\u00ebn t\u00eb vdekurit t\u00eb na flasin edhe nga…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":605,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[206],"tags":[205,230],"class_list":["post-604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-humor-2","tag-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}