{"id":561,"date":"2016-01-27T11:33:25","date_gmt":"2016-01-27T11:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/?p=561"},"modified":"2016-01-27T11:33:25","modified_gmt":"2016-01-27T11:33:25","slug":"lindita-nikolla-mua-po-me-bie-tavani-ne-koke-per-vete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/lindita-nikolla-mua-po-me-bie-tavani-ne-koke-per-vete\/","title":{"rendered":"Lindita Nikolla: Mua po m\u00eb bie tavani n\u00eb kok\u00eb p\u00ebr vete…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rubrika satirike:\u00a0Seria e intervistave nga Kaso Kosa.\u00a0<\/u><\/em><\/p>\n

Intervist\u00eb me Min. e Arsimit, znj. Lindita Nikolla<\/em><\/p>\n

K- Si po shkojn\u00eb pun\u00ebt n\u00eb arsim Zonja Nikolla?<\/p>\n

L- Mjaft mir\u00eb! Madje k\u00ebt\u00eb ta them me modesti, sepse n\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00eb po shkojn\u00eb shum\u00eb mir\u00eb. Kemi ulur numrin e nx\u00ebn\u00ebsve n\u00eb klasa, Kaso.<\/p>\n

K- Keni ulur numrin!? Po ku, se un\u00eb shikoj q\u00eb numri i nx\u00ebn\u00ebsve \u00ebsht\u00eb mbi 40 vet\u00eb p\u00ebr klas\u00eb.<\/p>\n

L- Thua ti, por e v\u00ebrteta \u00ebsht\u00eb ndryshe. Ja t\u00eb t\u00eb jap nj\u00eb shembull.<\/p>\n

K- Ma jipni!<\/p>\n

L- K\u00eb t’iu jap Kaso?<\/p>\n

K- Shembullin pra!<\/p>\n

L- A po! N\u00eb Kuk\u00ebs p.sh., klasat i kemi b\u00ebr\u00eb me nga 15 vete. K\u00ebt\u00eb mesatare t\u00eb nx\u00ebn\u00ebsve n\u00eb klasa as Gjermania, e Finlanda nuk e kan\u00eb.<\/p>\n

K- Si e keni arritur k\u00ebt\u00eb gj\u00eb zonja Ministre?<\/p>\n

L- M\u00eb kan\u00eb ndihmuar ministrat e tjer\u00eb, t\u00eb cil\u00ebt dua t’i falenderoj publikisht. Ne n\u00eb qeveri punojm\u00eb n\u00eb grup, Kaso. Nuk mund t\u00eb l\u00eb dot pa falenderuar Ministrin e Ekonomis\u00eb dhe Zhvillimit, z. Ahmetaj p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb gj\u00eb.<\/p>\n

K- M\u00eb vjen v\u00ebrtet mir\u00eb q\u00eb bashk\u00ebpunoni, zonja Nikolla. A mund t\u00eb m\u00eb thoni: \u00c7’ka b\u00ebr\u00eb konkretisht z.Ahmetaj?<\/p>\n

L- N\u00eb fakt s’ka b\u00ebr\u00eb asgj\u00eb dhe ndaj na ka ndihmuar.<\/p>\n

K- Nuk ju kuptoj! Si ju ka ndihmuar pa b\u00ebr\u00eb asgj\u00eb?!<\/p>\n

L- Po pik\u00ebrisht pra, kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb e bukura. N\u00eb Kuk\u00ebs kan\u00eb r\u00ebn\u00eb investimet. Njer\u00ebzit kan\u00eb emigruar. Bashk\u00eb me ta edhe shum\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb. Kjo ka b\u00ebr\u00eb q\u00eb numri n\u00eb klasa t\u00eb jet\u00eb i ul\u00ebt. O zot, sa do t\u00eb doja q\u00eb edhe n\u00eb krahinat e tjer\u00eb t\u00eb ishte k\u00ebshtu!<\/p>\n

K- Desha t’iu komplimentoja m\u00ebnyr\u00ebn e veshjes, zonja Nikolla!<\/p>\n

L- M\u00eb hape nj\u00eb tema q\u00eb e kam fiksim. Veshja e zbukuron njeriun. Aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr nj\u00eb fem\u00ebr dhe aq m\u00eb tep\u00ebr nj\u00eb fem\u00ebr si un\u00eb.<\/p>\n

K- Ju kam par\u00eb zonja Nikolla q\u00eb n\u00eb \u00e7do dalje publike keni kostume t\u00eb ndryshme. Si e arrini k\u00ebt\u00eb gj\u00eb? Pra si arrini t\u00eb blini gjith\u00eb k\u00ebto rroba?<\/p>\n

L- Mbaj diet\u00eb ndaj.<\/p>\n

K- \u00c7’lidhje ka dieta me numrin e kostumeve zonja Nikolla!?<\/p>\n

L- A mo Kaso q\u00eb mbete aguridhe mbete! Po si nuk ka. Un\u00eb kursej n\u00eb t\u00eb ngr\u00ebn\u00eb dhe harxhoj p\u00ebr veshje. Ve\u00e7 diet\u00ebs, b\u00ebj edhe palest\u00ebr. Luaj basketboll. Ti e di q\u00eb ne n\u00eb shkolla kemi futur basketbollin.<\/p>\n

K- Meq\u00eb m\u00eb kujtuat basketbollin: N\u00eb Amerik\u00eb shkoi edhe z.Rama dhe pa nj\u00eb ndeshje basketbolli t\u00eb NBA…<\/p>\n

L- Po pik\u00ebrisht Kaso, ndaj shkoi. P\u00ebr t\u00eb marr\u00eb eksperienc\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb zhvilluar dhe ta p\u00ebrhapim n\u00eb shkollat tona. Ti e di q\u00eb n\u00eb vitin e kaluar fut\u00ebm n\u00eb shkoll\u00eb basketbollin. Nj\u00eb gj\u00eb m\u00eb mbeti pishman. Nuk morr\u00ebm vesh sa doli rezultati i ndeshjes. P\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb duhet t\u00eb shqet\u00ebsohet opozita, jo pse z. Rama shkoi pa ndeshje. Ja ku po ta them: Ndeshjen e pash\u00eb edhe un\u00eb n\u00eb tv dhe ishte nivel mjaft i dob\u00ebt. Un\u00eb ta garantoj se po t\u00eb futej n\u00eb fush\u00eb Rama, do luante m\u00eb mir\u00eb.<\/p>\n

K- Opozita thot\u00eb q\u00eb bileta p\u00ebr t\u00eb par\u00eb at\u00eb ndeshje kushtonte mbi 1 mij\u00eb dollar\u00eb.<\/p>\n

L- Le mo Kaso se nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb problem bileta. E rend\u00ebsishme \u00ebsht\u00eb kauza, arsyeja p\u00ebrse shkoi. Ajo q\u00eb m\u00eb shqet\u00ebson mua si Ministre e Arsimit \u00ebsht\u00eb q\u00eb z.Rama nuk mori ekperienc\u00eb nga ndeshja q\u00eb pa n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb. Le at\u00eb, por s’morri vesh edhe sa doli rezultati i ndeshjes.<\/p>\n

K- Po tani si do t’ja b\u00ebni?<\/p>\n

L- Z. Rama do shkoj\u00eb edhe her\u00eb t\u00eb tjera n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb. Nuk t\u00ebrhiqet ai. O shkoj prap\u00eb, m\u00eb tha, t\u00eb shikoj basketboll e t\u00eb marr\u00eb eksperienc\u00eb q\u00eb ta p\u00ebrhapim n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri, o iki si Kryeminist\u00ebr!” K\u00ebt\u00eb rradh\u00eb z. Rama do p\u00ebrzgjedh t\u00eb shikoj\u00eb nj\u00eb ndeshje m\u00eb cil\u00ebsore.<\/p>\n

K- Kur do iki? Kush?<\/p>\n

L- Kryeministri pra. A po! M\u00eb fal Kaso q\u00eb hutohem shpesh, por e kam mendjen te kostumi. Kam 5 or\u00eb q\u00eb e kam veshur dhe kjo nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb normale fare p\u00ebr nj\u00eb fem\u00ebr si un\u00eb. Kryeministri do iki n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb, kur ta lejoj\u00eb z. Meta.<\/p>\n

K- I merr leje zotit Meta, po m\u00eb thoni?<\/p>\n

L- Nuk\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb halli te leja, q\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00eb kuptosh ti edhe lexuesit. Leje i jep Meta, se at\u00eb do ai maskarai, q\u00eb t\u00eb largohet Rama shpesh nga vendi dhe t’ja punoj\u00eb pas shpine. ndaj t\u00eb thash\u00eb “Kur ta lejoj\u00eb Meta.”<\/p>\n

K- Zonja Nikolla, desha t’iu pyes…..<\/p>\n

L- M\u00eb fal Kaso q\u00eb po ta pres intervist\u00ebn pa m\u00eb pyetur m\u00eb. M\u00eb duhet t\u00eb largohem se po m\u00eb bie tavani n\u00eb kok\u00eb.<\/p>\n

K- Meq\u00eb m\u00eb kujtuat r\u00ebnien e tavanit, desha t’iu pyes: Cila \u00ebsht\u00eb gjendja e tavaneve t\u00eb shkollave?<\/p>\n

L- Ore mua po m\u00eb bie tavani n\u00eb kok\u00eb se kam 5 or\u00eb q\u00eb s’kam ndryshuar kostumin, ti e ke m\u00ebndjen te tavanet e shkollave. Ika kaso dhe llafosemi her\u00eb tjet\u00ebr\u2026<\/p>\n

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Rubrika satirike:\u00a0Seria e intervistave nga Kaso Kosa.\u00a0 Intervist\u00eb me Min. e Arsimit, znj. Lindita Nikolla K- Si po shkojn\u00eb pun\u00ebt n\u00eb arsim Zonja Nikolla? L- Mjaft mir\u00eb! Madje k\u00ebt\u00eb ta them me modesti, sepse n\u00eb t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00eb po shkojn\u00eb shum\u00eb mir\u00eb. Kemi ulur numrin e nx\u00ebn\u00ebsve n\u00eb klasa, Kaso.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":562,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[206,204],"tags":[205,229,203,230],"class_list":["post-561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","category-politike","tag-humor-2","tag-kaso-kosa-interviston","tag-politike","tag-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}