{"id":640,"date":"2016-10-20T14:39:56","date_gmt":"2016-10-20T12:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/?p=640"},"modified":"2016-10-20T14:39:56","modified_gmt":"2016-10-20T12:39:56","slug":"endri-fuga-ja-pse-do-ta-fusim-fene-ne-shkolle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/endri-fuga-ja-pse-do-ta-fusim-fene-ne-shkolle\/","title":{"rendered":"Endri Fuga: Ja, pse do ta fusim fen\u00eb n\u00eb shkoll\u00eb!\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"

Rubrika satirike:\u00a0Seria e intervistave nga Kaso Kosa.<\/u><\/em><\/p>\n

Kaso Kosa, parafjal\u00eb- K\u00ebt\u00eb radh\u00eb po sjell intervist\u00ebn e b\u00ebr\u00eb me trurin e Kryeministrit ton\u00eb. T\u00eb m\u00eb kuptoni: Nuk e kam llafin q\u00eb takova trurin e tij, se Kryeministri e mban gjithnj\u00eb me vete. Takova zotin Endri Fuga, k\u00ebshilltarin e par\u00eb t\u00eb zotit Rama, q\u00eb me k\u00ebshillat e tij mbetet truri i Kryeministrit ton\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n

Kaso Kosa (K): \u2013 P\u00ebrsh\u00ebndetje, zoti Fuga!<\/p>\n

Endri Fuga (E): \u2013 P\u00ebrshendetje Kaso! M\u00eb fal pak se jam i z\u00ebn\u00eb, se po b\u00ebj disa pyetje q\u00eb do t\u2019ia b\u00ebjn\u00eb gazetar\u00ebt zotit Rama n\u00eb konferenc\u00ebn e shtypit p\u00ebr vizit\u00ebn n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 E di q\u00eb mbeta aguridhe dhe s\u2019kuptoj thell\u00eb, po pse, nuk i b\u00ebjn\u00eb vet\u00eb pyetjet ata, zoti Fuga?<\/p>\n

E\u2013 Kush t\u2019i b\u00ebj\u00eb pyetjet?! Gjysma e gazetar\u00ebve t\u00eb famsh\u00ebm, mezi kan\u00eb mbaruar shkoll\u00ebn fillore. Ta kan\u00eb th\u00ebn\u00eb edhe t\u00eb tjer\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb gj\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Po p\u00ebrgjigjet e pyetjeve, ju ia shkruani zotit Rama?<\/p>\n

E\u2013 Jo, jo, ato i shkruan vet\u00eb ai. \u00cbsht\u00eb m\u00eb i aft\u00eb se un\u00eb p\u00ebr pen\u00eb, t\u00eb them t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 T\u00eb m\u00ebrzitur ju shoh, zoti Fuga. \u00c7\u2019ka ndodhur?<\/p>\n

E\u2013 S\u2019e ke marr\u00eb vesh Kaso?! \u00cbsht\u00eb s\u00ebmurur gazetari m\u00eb i mir\u00eb q\u00eb kemi ne, q\u00eb un\u00eb e zoti Rama e kemi pik\u00eb t\u00eb dob\u00ebt. Ka nj\u00eb jav\u00eb q\u00eb s\u2019del n\u00eb ekran. Pa t\u00eb, bota mediatike ka humbur shum\u00eb. Atij ia nis pyetjet e para q\u00eb b\u00ebj. T\u00eb t\u00eb them nj\u00eb sekret Kaso, por t\u00eb mbetet mes nesh\u2026<\/p>\n

K \u2013 Ma thoni pa teklif, zoti Fuga. Mua t\u00eb m\u00eb varin dhe s\u2019e hap goj\u00ebn t\u00eb nxjerr sekretin. E shumta q\u00eb mund t\u00eb b\u00ebj, \u00ebsht\u00eb ta shkruaj.<\/p>\n

E\u2013 At\u00eb pyetjen q\u00eb i b\u00ebn\u00eb Merkelit: \u201cA \u00ebsht\u00eb Rama lider i Ballkanit?\u201d, ia kisha dh\u00ebn\u00eb un\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Kuptoj zoti Fuga dhe m\u00eb vjen keq q\u00eb mbeti pa p\u00ebrgjigje ajo pyetje. Nejse, desha t\u2019ju pyes: N\u00eb k\u00ebndv\u00ebshtrimin tuaj, si shkoi vizita e zotit Rama n\u00eb Amerik\u00eb?<\/p>\n

E\u2013 Mjaft mir\u00eb, Kaso. Vet\u00eb Obama e priti Kryeministrin. B\u00ebri edhe foto me t\u00eb. E si t\u00eb mos b\u00ebnte, kur zoti Rama i ka luajtur fen\u00eb, e ka shar\u00eb at\u00eb Trampin, bot\u00ebrisht?!<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Me k\u00ebt\u00eb shprehjen \u201cI ka luajtur fen\u00eb\u201d, m\u00eb kujtuat iden\u00eb e Kryeministrit, q\u00eb feja t\u00eb futet si m\u00ebsim n\u00eb shkolla. E juaja ishte si ide?<\/p>\n

E\u2013 Jo, jo, Kaso. Kjo ide ishte e vet\u00eb zotit Rama. U b\u00ebn\u00eb sebep ca D\u00ebshmitar\u00eb t\u00eb Jehovait, q\u00eb e shqet\u00ebsonin te vila e tij. M\u00ebngjes, drek\u00eb e dark\u00eb i trokisnin n\u00eb beton.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 I trokisnin n\u00eb der\u00eb, donit t\u00eb thoshit\u2026<\/p>\n

E\u2013 Ku ka der\u00eb sht\u00ebpia e Kryeministrit, o Kaso xhani?! Ajo \u00ebsht\u00eb rrethuar e gjitha me beton. Vjen kryeministri t\u00eb nes\u00ebrmen i t\u00ebrbuar fare. \u201cEndri, m\u00eb tha. Kam nj\u00eb hall q\u00eb m\u00eb shqet\u00ebson\u201d. Un\u00eb kujtova se e shqet\u00ebsonte raporti i Bank\u00ebs Bot\u00ebrore, sipas s\u00eb cil\u00ebs gjysma e miletit jetojn\u00eb si n\u00eb Somali. \u201cKam vendosur, m\u00eb tha, q\u00eb fen\u00eb ta fusim m\u00ebsim n\u00eb shkoll\u00eb. K\u00ebshtu, edhe ata D\u00ebshmitar\u00ebt e Jehovait, q\u00eb trokasin sht\u00ebpi m\u00eb sht\u00ebpi, nuk do ta b\u00ebjn\u00eb m\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb veprim\u201d.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 E p\u00ebrse nuk do ta b\u00ebjn\u00eb?<\/p>\n

E\u2013 Nuk do ta b\u00ebjn\u00eb, pra, Kaso, se njer\u00ebzit do t\u00eb din\u00eb gjith\u00e7ka rreth fes\u00eb, se do ta ken\u00eb m\u00ebsuar n\u00eb shkoll\u00eb. E ka menduar mir\u00eb zoti Rama k\u00ebt\u00eb pun\u00eb. \u201cK\u00ebshtu nuk lodhim duke bredhur der\u00eb m\u00eb der\u00eb edhe D\u00ebshmitar\u00ebt e Jehovait\u201d, m\u00eb tha. Mendon p\u00ebr njer\u00ebzit Kryeministri, o Kaso. Nuk do t\u2019i lodh\u00eb ata.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Ndaj propozoi zoti Rama futjen e fes\u00eb n\u00eb shkoll\u00eb dometh\u00ebn\u00eb\u2026<\/p>\n

E\u2013 Jo vet\u00ebm p\u00ebr faktin q\u00eb t\u00eb thash\u00eb, Kaso. E di \u00e7\u2019m\u00eb tha Rama?<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Jo, nuk e di.<\/p>\n

E\u2013 D\u00ebgjom\u00eb, Kaso! \u201cNe me planin e realizimit t\u00eb tatimeve jemi p\u00ebr ibret, m\u00eb tha. Me futjen e fes\u00eb n\u00eb shkoll\u00eb, ne kursejm\u00eb. Me fen\u00eb, njer\u00ebzit nd\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsohen q\u00eb duhet t\u2019i japin \u00c7ezarit, \u00e7far\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb e \u00c7ezarit\u201d. Pra, nd\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsohen q\u00eb \u00c7ezarit, dometh\u00ebn\u00eb Ram\u00ebs, t\u2019i paguajn\u00eb taksat. Kupton tani?<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Dometh\u00ebn\u00eb, ju thoni q\u00eb feja po futet n\u00eb shkoll\u00eb, q\u00eb t\u00eb nd\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsohet mileti t\u00eb paguaj\u00eb taksat te \u00c7ezar Rama? Paska qen\u00eb e thell\u00eb kjo pun\u00eb!<\/p>\n

E\u2013 Sigurisht q\u00eb e thell\u00eb, Kaso. Me forc\u00eb s\u2019po e mbushim dot grop\u00ebn n\u00eb buxhet. Po s\u2019e mbush\u00ebm, do na b\u00ebj\u00eb grop\u00ebn n\u00eb zgjedhje, kjo gropa e buxhetit. Na e merr LSI-ja pushtetin.<\/p>\n

K\u2013 Nj\u00eb pyetje kisha un\u00eb, zoti Fuga: Si do t\u2019i b\u00ebhet pas disa vitesh kur f\u00ebmij\u00ebt q\u00eb kan\u00eb m\u00ebsuar n\u00eb shkoll\u00eb fen\u00eb, q\u00eb t\u00eb mos vjedhin, t\u00eb mos g\u00ebnjejn\u00eb e t\u00eb tjera, t\u00eb mos duan t\u00eb votojn\u00eb fare?<\/p>\n

E\u2013 Deri at\u00ebher\u00eb, o Kaso, ka koh\u00eb. Kur t\u00eb rriten f\u00ebmij\u00ebt me ato ide, kryeminist\u00ebr s\u2019do jet\u00eb Rama. Do jet\u00eb ose lali Eri, ose Lul buz\u00ebqeshja, ose me shum\u00eb mund\u00ebsi, Saliu. Nj\u00eb gj\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb ka ky shefi im. T\u00eb pakt\u00ebn s\u2019do t\u00eb rrij\u00eb n\u00eb pushtet gjith\u00eb jet\u00ebn si Sala. Ne, socialist\u00ebt, jemi ndryshe nga demokratikasit. V\u00ebrtet mbushim xhepat, por ikim vet\u00eb, e shijojm\u00eb jet\u00ebn. Ja, shiko Nanon ti? Iku e po bredh dynjan\u00eb p\u00ebr qejf\u2026<\/p>\n

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Rubrika satirike:\u00a0Seria e intervistave nga Kaso Kosa. Kaso Kosa, parafjal\u00eb- K\u00ebt\u00eb radh\u00eb po sjell intervist\u00ebn e b\u00ebr\u00eb me trurin e Kryeministrit ton\u00eb. T\u00eb m\u00eb kuptoni: Nuk e kam llafin q\u00eb takova trurin e tij, se Kryeministri e mban gjithnj\u00eb me vete. Takova zotin Endri Fuga, k\u00ebshilltarin e par\u00eb t\u00eb zotit Rama, q\u00eb me k\u00ebshillat e…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":641,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[206,204],"tags":[205,203,230],"class_list":["post-640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","category-politike","tag-humor-2","tag-politike","tag-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}