{"id":704,"date":"2017-01-06T15:30:02","date_gmt":"2017-01-06T14:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/?p=704"},"modified":"2017-01-06T15:30:02","modified_gmt":"2017-01-06T14:30:02","slug":"leter-babagjyshit-per-20167","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/leter-babagjyshit-per-20167\/","title":{"rendered":"Let\u00ebr babagjyshit- p\u00ebr 2016\u20197"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">nga<em> Patrioti <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I dashur Babagjysh,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">po e filloj duke t\u00eb th\u00ebn\u00eb q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb e 10 let\u00ebr q\u00eb po nis, pasi morra vesh q\u00eb edhe ti ishe dh\u00ebn\u00eb me kon\u00e7esion q\u00eb prej vitit t\u00eb kaluar me VKE (Vendim K\u00ebshillit t\u00eb Elf\u00ebve). Vet\u00ebm n\u00ebp\u00ebrmjet gjurmimit t\u00eb pagabuesh\u00ebm t\u00eb Post\u00ebs Shqiptare, e cila b\u00ebri t\u00eb mundur gjetjen e adres\u00ebs t\u00ebnde t\u00eb re me nj\u00eb p\u00ebraf\u00ebrsi gabimi prej vet\u00ebm 500 km, arrita t\u00eb t\u00eb lokalizoj e t\u00eb t\u00eb shkruaj letr\u00ebn time t\u00eb p\u00ebrvitshme. Shpresoj q\u00eb letra ve\u00e7 mos t\u00eb arrij\u00eb shum\u00eb me vones\u00eb.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Po filloj s\u00eb pari duke t\u00eb uruar q\u00eb letra ime t\u00eb t\u00eb gjej\u00eb me humor t\u00eb mir\u00eb, pavar\u00ebsisht se morra vesh nga dikush q\u00eb t\u00eb kish par\u00eb e m\u00eb tha se nga sh\u00ebndeti ishe b\u00ebr\u00eb si cironk e that\u00eb. Disa elf\u00eb n\u00eb fakt i d\u00ebgjova t\u00eb qaheshin p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb fakt, e thoshin q\u00eb p\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb dhuratave t\u00eb shumta q\u00eb ti d\u00ebrgove vitin e kaluar, kalove i regjistruar si biznes i madh n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri e po tatohesh n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb agresivo-progresive. Biles nj\u00eb elf, d\u00ebgjova t\u00eb p\u00ebrmendte se sivjet ti je i detyruar t\u00eb paguash edhe kamata vones\u00eb p\u00ebr mospages\u00ebn n\u00eb koh\u00eb t\u00eb taksave. Un\u00eb k\u00ebto terma nuk i marr vesh, por kuptoj q\u00eb dhe ti po b\u00ebhesh \u201cbarkthar\u00eb\u201d si populli tim, sikurse thot\u00eb dhe gjyshja ime.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Duke pasur parasysh faktin e m\u00ebsip\u00ebrm, dhe n\u00ebse kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb, at\u00ebher m\u00eb duhet t\u00eb t\u00eb paralajm\u00ebroj p\u00ebr di\u00e7ka babagjysh i dashur. Duhet q\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebsh dhe pak m\u00eb tep\u00ebr kujdes kur t\u00eb futesh n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri, pasi n\u00ebse vendos p\u00ebr ndonj\u00eb arsye t\u00eb p\u00ebrdor\u00ebsh post\u00ebn ton\u00eb, ki parasysh t\u2019i cil\u00ebsosh dhuratat n\u00ebn \u00e7mimin 22$ n\u00ebse nuk ke oreks p\u00ebr t\u00eb r\u00ebn\u00eb m\u00eb tep\u00ebr nga pesha&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Gj\u00ebrat n\u00eb vendin tim p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb vit, kan\u00eb shkuar vaj&#8230; Biles me th\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn, k\u00ebt vit q\u00eb po l\u00ebm\u00eb pas, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebt e Tiran\u00ebs kan\u00eb pasur fatin q\u00eb t\u00eb ken\u00eb p\u00ebrdit\u00eb nj\u00eb babagjysh. Po po i dashur babagjysh, dikush tjet\u00ebr ta ka leht\u00ebsuar barr\u00ebn e plot\u00ebsimit t\u00eb d\u00ebshirave t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn p\u00ebr Tiran\u00ebn, dhe ky \u00ebsht\u00eb kryebashkiaku, ose ashtu si\u00e7 e th\u00ebrrasim ne f\u00ebmij\u00ebt e Tiran\u00ebs, thjesht lali Eri. Lali Eri \u00ebsht\u00eb superheroi jon\u00eb, shihe duke na mbajtur n\u00ebp\u00ebr krah\u00eb, duke b\u00ebr\u00eb bankete, e duke shpalosur pun\u00ebn kolosale q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb duke b\u00ebr\u00eb p\u00ebr qytetin ton\u00eb t\u00eb dashur.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ai ka p\u00ebruruar disa parqe e k\u00ebnde loj\u00ebrash, pavar\u00ebsisht se ti babagjysh mund edhe mos t\u2019i kesh par\u00eb dot nga lart kur erdhe, pasi mezi duken p\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb nd\u00ebrtesave. Pastaj kur e pyeta babin a duken nga lart k\u00ebto parqet, ai m\u00eb tha q\u00eb varet&#8230; kur i thash\u00eb se e kisha merakun p\u00ebr ty babagjysh a do mund t\u2019i shihje e prandaj po e pyesja, babi m\u00eb tha t\u00eb t\u00eb thoja q\u00eb mos fluturosh <em>shum\u00eb lart pasi k\u00ebshtu \u00ebsht\u00eb ligji i fizik\u00ebs, sa m\u00eb lart fluturon, aq m\u00eb t\u00eb vogla t\u00eb duken gj\u00ebrat n\u00eb tok\u00eb<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Lali Eri megjithat\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb mjaft modest, po TVet i jan\u00eb qepur nga pas si rrodhe, biles ai p\u00ebr t\u2019i larguar e mos u zgjatur me ta, me lakonizmin e tij, ua ka punuar bukur atyre: ua nis lajmin e gatsh\u00ebm. Superheroi na do aq shum\u00eb ne, sa n\u00eb hap\u00ebsirat e gjelbra dhe ish parqet mes pallatave, ka dh\u00ebn\u00eb leje t\u00eb nd\u00ebrtohen edhe pallate p\u00ebr ne f\u00ebmij\u00ebt, shum\u00eb kat\u00ebshe, ku ne t\u00eb lozim e t\u00eb kemi nga nj\u00eb ambient sportiv p\u00ebr secilin kat, k\u00ebshtu \u00e7do lagje do ket\u00eb k\u00ebndet (katet) e saj t\u00eb lodrave p\u00ebr ne. M\u00eb duhet ta pranoj babagjysh, dhe ti mos u m\u00ebrzit, se ti vjen vet\u00ebm 1 nat\u00eb n\u00eb vit, por \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb fat i madh p\u00ebr ne f\u00ebmijet e Tiran\u00ebs q\u00eb kemi lali Erin p\u00ebrgjat\u00eb gjith\u00eb vitit.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ja \u00e7\u2019m\u00ebsova dhe un\u00eb n\u00eb shkoll\u00eb k\u00ebto dit\u00eb babagjysh: q\u00eb s\u00eb shpejti, PPP-ja do vij\u00eb dhe n\u00ebp\u00ebr gjimnaze&#8230; K\u00ebshtu f\u00ebmij\u00ebt do zbresin nga shpia vet\u00ebm disa kate m\u00eb posht\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb m\u00ebsim, lum ata q\u00eb do e ken\u00eb shpin\u00eb sip\u00ebr \u201cshkoll\u00ebs\u201d&#8230; Un\u00eb nuk e kam kuptuar ndonj\u00ebher k\u00ebt\u00eb PPP-n\u00eb ti babagjysh, por d\u00ebgjoj q\u00eb po b\u00ebn mrekullira n\u00eb qeverin\u00eb ton\u00eb. Kam d\u00ebgjuar q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb di\u00e7ka mes shtetit dhe biznesit, publikes dhe privates. K\u00ebshtu mendova t\u00eb t\u00eb sugjeroja edhe ty ta provoje: p\u00ebrse nuk merr dhe ti nj\u00eb partner q\u00eb t\u00eb ndani dhuratat? Ia le dikujt q\u00eb t\u2019i bler\u00eb, t\u2019i paketoj\u00eb e t\u2019i shp\u00ebrndaj\u00eb, e n\u00eb fund juve fitoni bashk\u00eb&#8230; fam\u00eb, mir\u00ebsi, k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi dhe adhurim nga ne f\u00ebmij\u00ebt. Mir\u00ebpo kur ia thash\u00eb babit iden\u00eb time, ai m\u00eb tha: \u201cMir\u00eb e ke t\u00eb keqen babi, po PPP-ja do funksiononte me babagjyshin n\u00ebse ai nuk do i dhuronte dhuratat, por do vendoste t\u2019i shiste. Ti e di \u00e7far\u00eb t\u2019i k\u00ebshillosh babagjyshit? T\u00eb jap\u00eb me kon\u00e7esion uniform\u00ebn e zanatin e tij!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">S\u00eb fundmi, doja t\u00eb t\u00eb shprehja dhe d\u00ebshirat e mia p\u00ebr k\u00ebt vit i dashur babagjysh:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">S\u00eb pari, t\u00eb lutem d\u00ebrgoju ndonj\u00eb dhurat\u00eb t\u00eb bukur, ngroh\u00ebse dhe vezulluese atyre xhaxhave q\u00eb rrin\u00eb tek ai Parlamenti. E di q\u00eb ti merresh vet\u00ebm me f\u00ebmij\u00ebt, por dhe ata, si\u00e7 thot\u00eb gjyshja ime, \u201cmosha tuaj ka ndonj\u00ebher m\u00eb tep\u00ebr mend se k\u00ebta m\u00ebndjepilka.\u201d Sikur jan\u00eb ftohur, e nuk po mendojn\u00eb m\u00eb p\u00ebr ne f\u00ebmijet, k\u00ebshtu ndri\u00e7ojua pak m\u00ebndjen, jepu pak dashamir\u00ebsi. Kujtohi p\u00ebr ekzistenc\u00ebn ton\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">S\u00eb dyti, me bastunin t\u00ebnd magjik, po munde, e kthen dot betonin n\u00eb pyll? Se ne lozim gjithandej, po na \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb syri bak\u00ebr p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjetur ndonj\u00eb pem\u00eb mes qytetit.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">S\u00eb treti, k\u00ebt\u00eb vit b\u00ebhen zgjedhjet n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri: pse nuk vjen t\u00eb kandidosh edhe ti? Un\u00eb kam menduar nj\u00eb skem\u00eb t\u00eb bukur si t\u00eb fitosh: thjesht k\u00ebrkoju vot\u00ebn gjith\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebve t\u00eb vendit, e jepu nj\u00eb dhurat\u00eb sipas d\u00ebshir\u00ebs s\u00eb tyre. Kur them f\u00ebmij\u00eb, nuk them mosha jon\u00eb (pasi ne nuk votojm\u00eb), po gjith\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00ebt e vendit me mosh\u00eb 18 e lart&#8230; Do kesh ca konkurrenc\u00eb, se dikush shp\u00ebrndan miell, dikush zarfe, dikush v\u00ebnde pune, por jam i sigurt q\u00eb ti do dish t\u00eb gatuash m\u00eb mir\u00eb pasi ke receta brilante.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">K\u00ebtu po e mbyll, se p\u00ebr pak do ulemi p\u00ebr dark\u00eb. Letra m\u00eb siguroi posta q\u00eb do arrij\u00eb \u201cn\u00eb koh\u00eb\u201d, e po t\u00eb siguruan ata&#8230; e di vet\u00eb ti babagjysh, s\u2019ka fjal\u00eb. Po n\u00ebse b\u00ebn vaki t\u00eb vij\u00eb me vones\u00eb, me siguri q\u00eb do ta ket\u00eb pasur fajin moti. Vitin tjet\u00ebr do t\u00eb t\u00eb d\u00ebrgoj e-mail gjithsesi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">T\u00eb p\u00ebrqafoj fort,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">:)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">___<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">P.S. Babagjysh i dashur, shpresoj q\u00eb rruga t\u00eb t\u00eb ket\u00eb shkuar mbar\u00eb, megjithat\u00eb ki parasysh edhe di\u00e7ka p\u00ebr vitin e ardhsh\u00ebm: n\u00ebse vendos t\u2019i biesh nga rruga e kombit p\u00ebr t\u00eb hyr\u00eb n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri, m\u00eb tha gjyshi t\u00eb sigurohesh m\u00eb par\u00eb t\u00eb kesh ID-n\u00eb me vendlinje \u201cKuk\u00ebsi\u201d pasi do paguash m\u00eb pak taksa. Edhe di\u00e7ka se mos harroj, kot e ke n.q.s. po mendoje dhe ti q\u00eb t\u00eb z\u00ebvend\u00ebsoje drerat me bomb\u00ebl gazi p\u00ebr slit\u00ebn t\u00ebnde&#8230; pasi duke filluar nga ky vit, rritet taksa d\u00ebgjova n\u00eb TV&#8230; prandaj mbahi drer\u00ebt e shtr\u00ebngo rripin babagjysh!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">***<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nga Patrioti I dashur Babagjysh, po e filloj duke t\u00eb th\u00ebn\u00eb q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb e 10 let\u00ebr q\u00eb po nis, pasi morra vesh q\u00eb edhe ti ishe dh\u00ebn\u00eb me kon\u00e7esion q\u00eb prej vitit t\u00eb kaluar me VKE (Vendim K\u00ebshillit t\u00eb Elf\u00ebve). Vet\u00ebm n\u00ebp\u00ebrmjet gjurmimit t\u00eb pagabuesh\u00ebm t\u00eb Post\u00ebs Shqiptare, e cila b\u00ebri t\u00eb mundur gjetjen e&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":705,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[206,204],"tags":[205,203,230],"class_list":["post-704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","category-politike","tag-humor-2","tag-politike","tag-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=704"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/704\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/patrioti.al\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}